this is still fucking hilarious, you stupid woman.
Phillip’s face tho
Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.
So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.
guys oh my god