im not smokin pot im smokin hot
you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly
I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3
when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how
I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE!
that’s a fucking tomato
here’s a little song i like to call “i cherish our friendship so i won’t tell u i would totally have sex with you if you asked”