rneerkat:

im not smokin pot im smokin hot

gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly


rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3


(Source: marrowack)

spork:

strangenessmaster:

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE!

that’s a fucking tomato 

hauntbear:

here’s a little song i like to call “i cherish our friendship so i won’t tell u i would totally have sex with you if you asked”